If I had only one miute to introduce myself to a stranger on an elevator, I guess I would say these kind of things (if they asked):

• I’m recently divorced and not really looking for another relationship right now.
• I have a good job but wish I could find something better. This one will do until the better one comes along.
• I love little kids, but mine are teenagers now and a whole different animal. I’m not sure I like having teenagers, and especially since their mom has custody, so my time with them and any influence on them is very limited.
• My ideal vacation would be someplace with casinos, lots of music, and lots of great food.